<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144</id><updated>2011-07-30T20:39:33.958-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some grey blog</title><subtitle type='html'>GRAHAM MURKETT IS THE INVENTION OF MIKE BOOTH.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-7887099907263337434</id><published>2009-09-04T11:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T11:44:53.060-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Latest Video</title><content type='html'>Named "My ex wife 3" Brilliant as normal, check it out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Emwh3KcGM"&gt;Click here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-7887099907263337434?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/7887099907263337434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/09/latest-video.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/7887099907263337434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/7887099907263337434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/09/latest-video.html' title='Latest Video'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-3135874523041147496</id><published>2009-07-05T06:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T06:49:16.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Graham Murkett with hair.</title><content type='html'>I know it might seem stupid, but i wondered what Graham would have looked like in his younger years with hair. SOOOO, i put Dane Gelds hair on his head and used the same hair for some facial hair. The problem is that now i can't decide whether or not he looks like Hitler or more like Blakey from the TV show "on the buses". &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SlCvC_VRATI/AAAAAAAAAEM/7cmD3D4ZXlM/s1600-h/chuck12.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SlCvC_VRATI/AAAAAAAAAEM/7cmD3D4ZXlM/s320/chuck12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354972422838747442" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 176px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-3135874523041147496?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/3135874523041147496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/07/graham-murkett-with-hair.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/3135874523041147496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/3135874523041147496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/07/graham-murkett-with-hair.html' title='Graham Murkett with hair.'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SlCvC_VRATI/AAAAAAAAAEM/7cmD3D4ZXlM/s72-c/chuck12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-4749165938460005339</id><published>2009-07-04T01:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T02:05:45.082-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to get a body that women find attractive!</title><content type='html'>Well joining a gym would be a good start, but &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;unfortunately&lt;/span&gt; for Graham, he didn't realise that you &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;actually&lt;/span&gt; have to go everyday and use the equipment. In this clip Some grey bloke shows you the body he expected and his "real" body today.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Warning: if you use the same gym that Graham is a member of, you might find something &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;slimy&lt;/span&gt; on the equipment.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt;ChEcK&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt;iT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt;oUt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1trkBh92bk"&gt;HeRe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-4749165938460005339?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/4749165938460005339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-get-body-that-women-find.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/4749165938460005339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/4749165938460005339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-get-body-that-women-find.html' title='How to get a body that women find attractive!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-5727776320060459246</id><published>2009-06-28T17:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T05:40:36.894-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The most truthful Personal Ad ever!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Ok&lt;/span&gt; so most guys that are unfortunate enough to have had to create a personal ad in order to get a shag would try to be something their not and impress the girls. You would say things like...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Must have a good sense of humour and enjoy nights in cuddling on the sofa with a bottle of wine and watching the DVD little women." However not Graham &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Murkett&lt;/span&gt;, this guy is a legend and will only tell it how it is.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Check out his &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb5GqbBmDoE"&gt;Personal Ad HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-5727776320060459246?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/5727776320060459246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/most-truthful-personal-ad-ever.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/5727776320060459246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/5727776320060459246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/most-truthful-personal-ad-ever.html' title='The most truthful Personal Ad ever!'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-1687876960979442046</id><published>2009-06-28T16:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T02:25:07.063-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dane Geld</title><content type='html'>Dane Geld is the kind of kid that almost every street in the UK must have at least one of. A complete little shit with loads of attitude, who preys on the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;vulnerable&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;ie&lt;/span&gt;: Graham &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Murkett&lt;/span&gt; who would prefer to hand over 30 quid than have Dane tell his dad that he is a baby bandit.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Click on the image of Dane to watch the very funny "trick or treat"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_cHm3JKQs&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=E94555E44F6A81F9&amp;amp;playnext=1&amp;amp;playnext_from=PL&amp;amp;index=9"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SkgCIBtvCuI/AAAAAAAAAEE/dmR9ZjdmjHE/s320/geld12.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352530494052305634" style="cursor: pointer; width: 233px; height: 196px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-1687876960979442046?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/1687876960979442046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/dane-geld.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/1687876960979442046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/1687876960979442046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/dane-geld.html' title='Dane Geld'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SkgCIBtvCuI/AAAAAAAAAEE/dmR9ZjdmjHE/s72-c/geld12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-6244099947977150896</id><published>2009-06-27T12:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T05:37:08.260-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some grey bloke song</title><content type='html'>How annoying is it when your internet goes down? Listen to Graham Murkett sing his thoughts on the subject, i am sure we can all relate to this at some point in our lives. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hilarious! &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IDWCXd8B_4"&gt;CHECK IT OUT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IDWCXd8B_4"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IDWCXd8B_4"&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SkZ4CEEOpJI/AAAAAAAAADo/2XMWuvijzQE/s320/BIN2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352097184022963346" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 207px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-6244099947977150896?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/6244099947977150896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/some-grey-bloke-song.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/6244099947977150896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/6244099947977150896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/some-grey-bloke-song.html' title='Some grey bloke song'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SkZ4CEEOpJI/AAAAAAAAADo/2XMWuvijzQE/s72-c/BIN2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6553003872431694144.post-5871195271932380866</id><published>2009-06-27T12:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-27T12:31:54.089-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What is your favourite clip?</title><content type='html'>For me it has to be "what facebook is for". It was the first one i saw and it got me hooked. To view this clip just &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFKHaFJzUb4"&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; and discover if you have ever been...&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="border-collapse: collapse;  white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;font-size:13px;"&gt; "&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Tinged with arousal"&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6553003872431694144-5871195271932380866?l=grahammurkett.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/feeds/5871195271932380866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-is-your-favourite-clip.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/5871195271932380866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6553003872431694144/posts/default/5871195271932380866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://grahammurkett.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-is-your-favourite-clip.html' title='What is your favourite clip?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06503153712900148206</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qRCpJ5q-Es/SjFUIaRzQLI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sgo4vOmArdI/S220/chuck2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
